In honor of today’s Chinglish gem on Danwei - I thought I’d resurrect this chortler first posted by MF. She has loads more.

[In my best drunken Groucho voice]: Misch, I’ve never heard it called an Abercrombif before.

And let’s not forget this indispensable toiletry we noticed in Foshan…

And, lest we neglect the gentlemen, [...]

In the past few weeks, I decided to switch hospitals. I now plan to give birth at a specialty hospital in Qingdao. All they do is deliver babies, so I trust they know how to do it.

I picked the obstetrics hospital after becoming dissatisfied with the Municipal Hospital here. The [...]