06 Mar

Reds Spread Dead Heads

In a monumental blunder, the extremities of which are not yet known, DHL accidentally delivered a shipment of body parts to a couple in Grand Rapids, Michigan, according to this CBC story.

…Franck Larmande discovered the error when he plunged his hands into the first of two packages labeled in Chinese and found a bubble-wrapped liver. Box No. 2 contained a partial human head.

“He started [opening] the second one, but stopped as soon as we saw the ear,” Franck’s wife, Ludivine, told the Grand Rapids Press newspaper…

…Other missing parcels containing up to 28 preserved organs meant for medical research may have been dispersed across the United States, authorities said.

Talk about a reversal - “Da Wei! Finish your baiju, young man! Don’t you know that there are sober frat boys in the US who would love to have your liver!”

While we’re on the subject of Deadheads, do you ever get the feeling that China is on the edge of a wave of hippiedom the likes of which will put the “Sixties” to shame?

The doctrine of Universal Love originated here, for Mo’s sake.

Something about the new university class and the likelihood of them finding pleasure in their trappings makes me think so. And an ongoing sexual revolution in China. And how abysmally bad the pop music is. What do you think?

Sing it with me!

(Warning: dirty, sweaty, lovable hippies dancing naked)

Look for a while at the China Cat Sunflower…

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