Category: Stories from South China

24 Jul

White Hot YangJiang

Yesterday we swam in the South China Sea. We traveled three hours away from the congestion of GuangZhou, Hong Kong and Macau, to the quiet little shore point of YangJiang.

We didn’t go directly to the beach. We went first to a temple to the Goddess Mazu. Mazu protects people in the water, including [...]

21 Jul

Meatballs 5 - GuangZhou Summer Camp

We teach English.

To kids.

At a summer camp.

On a university campus.

Weird.

Luckily, we have assistants who take care of the kids when they go swimming and play sports. It is our job to teach our campers the English language for five hours a day, and then correct their journals every evening.

Joshua’s class is full of University [...]

17 Jul

Lost in Translator

10-year-olds with $200 electronic Chinese-English dictionaries say the darndest things:
Today Emily church we are many episteme a bout travelling. I know my a bout travelling episteme is not good. But now have Emily I’m never mind. And I today college many a bout travelling episteme. I because of thanks Emily.

I’m so happy.
You’re welcome, kid.

13 Jul

Hard Sleeper: The Second Poshest Way to Go

There are five classes of railway tickets in China. Starting with the poshest, these are: soft sleeper, hard sleeper, soft seat, hard seat and unreserved. We took a hard sleeper from Jinzhou to Guangzhou, so now we have experienced every class of train car. Hard sleeper is definitely the best. It [...]