Category: Artemis

09 Dec

Santa’s Nature

Today, Artemis asserted that Santa Claus is, in fact, real.
Furthermore, he is invisible, owns the entire world and is responsible for flying into outer space and giving the Earth its tilt and rotation by means of a special crank.

02 Nov

Artemis and Calliope - Halloween 2011

02 Nov

Halloween 2010

In manner, something of the grand seigneur still clung to him , so that he even ripped you up with an air, and I have been told that he was a raconteur of repute. He was never more sinister than when he was most polite, which is probably the truest test of breeding; and the [...]

10 Jun

Sgpelling

“Daddy, I wrote a word on the refrigerator. Come and see!”
“What does it say?”
{exasperated look}
“It says MAN, Daddy!”
“Are you sure? That doesn’t look like MAN to me.”
“The G is silent, Daddy.”
“Oh. Of course it is, sweetheart.”