23 May

A Little Crash

In honor of today’s Chinglish gem on Danwei - I thought I’d resurrect this chortler first posted by MF. She has loads more.

Abercrombif?

[In my best drunken Groucho voice]: Misch, I’ve never heard it called an Abercrombif before.

And let’s not forget this indispensable toiletry we noticed in Foshan…

Smell my finger.

And, lest we neglect the gentlemen, there’s this, too…

Like a summer's day...

And finally, this business card for “Famous Master Massage” was slipped under the door of our hotel room in Beijing. Blue whales are reputed to have the largest penises in the animal kingdom. Just knowing this causes performance anxiety for them. Sometimes you need to call in a professional.

Sperm-a-ceti!

That’s enough smut for this year. Sorry, Ma.

2 Comments

  1. 1 May 23, 2007 at 11:00 pm
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    One question: Which ‘muscovite’ would that be?

  2. 2 May 24, 2007 at 1:12 pm
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    I’m guessing she’s the star of this video. I don’t think she’s worked in years.

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