In honor of today’s Chinglish gem on Danwei - I thought I’d resurrect this chortler first posted by MF. She has loads more.

[In my best drunken Groucho voice]: Misch, I’ve never heard it called an Abercrombif before.

And let’s not forget this indispensable toiletry we noticed in Foshan…

And, lest we neglect the gentlemen, there’s this, too…

And finally, this business card for “Famous Master Massage” was slipped under the door of our hotel room in Beijing. Blue whales are reputed to have the largest penises in the animal kingdom. Just knowing this causes performance anxiety for them. Sometimes you need to call in a professional.

That’s enough smut for this year. Sorry, Ma.